10 insults


1. My sister's going out with James..............Any gril who goes out with James must be able to appreciate the simpler things in life.

2. Why have you given me this piece of rope?..........They say if you give someone enough rope they'll hang themselves!

3. I took my son to the zoo yesterday............Did they accept him.

4. I wonder what my IQ is?...........Don't worry about it, it's nothing.

5. lets play a game of wits............No, lets play something you can play too.

6. Are you willing to do an honest day's work?............Yes, as long as you give me an honest week's pay for it.

7. Will you love me when I'm old fat and ugly?.................Of course Ido!

8. His facial features don't seem to understand the importance of being part of a team.

9. His watching his weight.......Yes watching it go up.

10.Do you ever find life boring?..........I didn't until I met you.