Why boys should worship me


1. because your not me and never will be this as close as you can get.

2. cos being cool is more important than anything else and I'm cool

3. because I can pull any bird I want and I don't care about them.

4. because I'm a double hard gezza who will kick your arse.

5. because I'm the best at everything and I boast.

6. because I don't have feelings.........

7. because I can make any1 cry.

8. cos I'm just plain stuiped.

9. because I love my dick.

10. because I love blue.